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Statements From The Secretary Of Defense
October 5, 2025 - Today, Naval Base Darwood was attacked by Iran. We are working to figure out what happened, and when and who perpetrated this attack that took the lives of 25 service men and women. Right now we are in contact with our allies, and are working to assess what our next steps will be.
As President Laylin has said, their will be debt to pay. Iran WILL be held responsible for this attack. As the Secretary of Defense, I will have the ultimate task with drafting a plan of action, and to propose that to President Laylin. Right now I will not discuss the details of our battle plan, but I will say, Iran will be sorry.
These attacks were cowardly, and are extremely unacceptable. We will never tolerate our own being massacred by a known terrorist country. We will fight like hell to the ends of the earth to find those responsible for these attacks.
My hearts and prayers go out to the families of the servicemen and women killed in this senseless attack. We will keep you posted.
God bless the United States Of Jesstopia,
Cobyn Willard
Secretary Of Defense